In today's era of consumer retrenchment, everyone has to tighten their belts to make ends meet.
A few days ago, a young man contacted me on WeChat, full of convoluted advice, asking if I could recommend a masturbation cup for around £25.
He asked left and right, finally plucking up the courage to cautiously walk in:
"Brother, is there a discount? Can it be cheaper? Buddy really cannot afford to buy ah ......"
Hearing this, my heart was shaken,Who hasn't scraped the last few dollars out of their wallet and lived "free within £25"?
But seeing that he really wanted it, I had the bright idea of recommending a "poor man's guide to pleasure" - the DIY Masturbation Cup range.
Not only do you save money, but you get to experience the fun of handcrafting!
Ingredients: Towel, plastic gloves, duct tape (or stockings instead of gloves).
Steps: Roll the towel into a tube, put on the plastic gloves and adjust the tightness with the tie, and you have a soft and comfortable "soft-shell version of the masturbation cup". If you replace it with a pair of stockings, it is more like a "milk tea in stockings".

Ingredients: two sponges, plastic gloves, cups or biscuit tins.
Steps: Place the plastic gloves between the two sponges, like a sandwich, and place in a hard, hollow container. Adjust the position, flip the edge of the glove over the mouth of the container and you're ready to go.

Ingredients: Empty mineral water bottle, cotton, large condom.
Steps: Cut off the bottom of the mineral water bottle, put the condom on the cotton, roll it up like sushi and stuff it into the bottle. Fix the opening of the condom and it becomes a "soft touch cup".
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Ingredients: banana, aubergine, cucumber, etc.; or oranges, grapefruit and other seasonal fruits.
Steps: Remove the head and dig out the heart of the fruit, adjust the size and secure with tape or leather band on the outside. Oranges can also be soaked in hot water to create a "heated version of the experience".

Pros: Handy, money-saving and fun, much fresher than Five Finger Girl.
Disadvantages: Disposable, not very durable, the effect of the experience depends on the ability to do it.
If you don't want to put in too much work and are on a tight budget, you can also opt for some low-cost entry-level models, such as the Pocket Pussy
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Compact and effective, the key is to be kind to yourself - after all, the health and happiness of your little brother is paramount.
These days it's all about saving money and quality of life. I hope these "hardcore survival skills" can bring you a little happiness!
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